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=='Twas the Monday Before Coronet==
by [[Jean Paul de Sens]] with assistance by [[Gilyan Alienora of Clonmacnoise]]<BR>
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It was the Monday before Coronet<BR>
And all through the shop<BR>
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People were working on weapons<BR>
And they were working a lot<BR>
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The hammers were hung by the anvil with care<BR>
And pieces of plastic were in Eric's hair<BR>
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The saws were sawing and the sanders were sanding<BR>
And Sage tested out her new c-belt on the second story landing<BR>
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When from the corner there arose a great clatter,<BR>
That the entire shop stopped to see what the matter.<BR>
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The fearsome table saw had thrown a mighty fit,<BR>
And with a brutal throw both Eric and Karl were hit<BR>
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Hurt but not injured, both fighters soon rebounded, <BR>
and artisans bent to their tools with care abounded,<BR>
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As JP and Charles examined the calamitous tool,<BR>
they realized again that blades of spinning are not cool.<BR>
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For the 1st rule of the armor shop, is one that bears repeat<BR>
If the tools is spinning, it is you that it wants to eat.<BR>
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Trust it not, and beware it always,<BR>
And indeed you will be able to see many more Mondays.<BR>
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